What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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That didn't hurt.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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