- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

I enjoy anal.

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

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