Patriarchy.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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all these jokes suck ass

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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