- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Knock knock. Come in.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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