roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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