Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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Republicans

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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