- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

colby doesnt shave

How old is your mom? Old.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

twilight

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

I'm banging your sister.

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A: B: No pun intended.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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