- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

who is awesome? no one...

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

Drunk irish man

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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