The Pope

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Spread the net.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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#scabbers

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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The Pope

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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