Women.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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