- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

poop is very very yummy.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

whats a willy? -brock

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week