A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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hello

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Guess What! HI!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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