- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Wade

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

Shut the cork up!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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