Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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mc hammers income.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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