Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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oh hiya come in

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Matty B

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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