- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a small person? A midget

Women's Rights.

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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