what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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bum sex lol

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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