- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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