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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

Women's rights...

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

you just contradicted yourself.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

guess what chicken butt

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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