Kenny died. The Bastards.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

trumpy trumpy trump

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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