If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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