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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

A walrus walks into a bar

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

Vagina ass.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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