why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Black History Month

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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