Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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How are you? Yes

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Knock Knock.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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