Men, get on the boat.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Anti Joke

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