- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Darude - Sandstorm

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

i'm not gay

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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