- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

I had sex. Just kidding.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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