roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Mitt Romney penis

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Michael Brown

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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What just hit my face? The floor

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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