1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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PENIS

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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Stephen Walking.

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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