- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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