What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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Nothing yet CC

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I can't see my forehead

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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