Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Knock knock, Come in...

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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How high is a Chinaman

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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