What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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womens rights

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

Yo mamas so fat

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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