- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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A child with cancer grows up.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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