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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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