poo is yummy

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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penis hehehehe

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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Why did the jew die Really...

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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