- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I lost my tractor.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

Justin Bieber got laid

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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