- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

fack me in the ace! CC

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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