- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

What's 4+7 47

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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