Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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