You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

If you're reading this, you can read.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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