- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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