A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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123 Main street

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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