Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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i'm not gay

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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since when?

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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What's the difference between a duck

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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