- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

We didnt star the fire ...........

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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