- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Take off your shoes.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

vagina, hehehehehehehe

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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