What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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