How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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The Bible

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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guess what chicken butt

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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