Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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