poop is very very yummy.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

I enjoy anal.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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